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andrewjacksonjihads:

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

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vinebox:

windovvs95:

That’s not what I expected

lmao

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accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

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jaclynxhyde:

hotsytotsy:

stooooooop. 

awesome

jaclynxhyde:

hotsytotsy:

stooooooop. 

awesome

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nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

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lindsaychrist:

lindsaychrist:

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dullaidan:

i love vines and super short videos cause its like “man this video is only 4 seconds how much could happen in 4 seconds” so much man So Much

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fictivetruism:

current mood: baby yoshi from super mario world

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sketchamagowza:

literally you

sketchamagowza:

literally you

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officialwhitegirls:

but can bob the builder fix yo nasty ass attitude

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ven0moth:

*does 2 math problems* time for a well deserved 3 hour nap

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toecruise:

send this to ur crush without context

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